You may recall our fugly foyer, the unimpressive space that first welcomed us home in Spring 2008…

… and the stairwell, all caked in layers of dull, cracking paint…

… and how I heat-gunned and chemical’ed it until it was all a dried-up-boogery mess…

… and how I scraped and sanded it all down until my fingers were raw,

… and how Dylan spent Snowpocalypse 2010 constructing wainscoting…

… and a window seat…

… and how we cashed in seven years’ worth of saving from our spare change jar…

… to afford new ceiling tiles.

Oh, and did I mention that when I pulled all that disgusting, cat-pee-soaked carpet off the steps, I found a layer of linoleum, a la 1960s apartment store??!!! And how melting away that stubborn-as-hell adhesive nearly drove poor Dylan over the edge??!!! Blarg!!!!!!

Ahem. Well. Since Dylan finished his spring-semester teaching load, he’s been toiling nonstop to finish the room. It’s been magical; each day at the office, I’ve gotten iPhone pictures of his triumphs…

… and his bloody messes. (“Um. Sweetie. Do you think it’s, I dunno, maybe a little too cherry-ish?”)

He’s primed and painted and papered. He’s sweated and stained and slaved. And now….

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

Wait…

For…

It…

TA-DA!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, I know, I know. It’s the most beautiful room I’ve ever seen. It’s so beautiful I want to lick the black velvet right off the damask wallpaper.

My husband is the coolest husband in the history of all husbands everywhere.

It still needs a new light fixture, a window-seat cushion, vent covers, a rug, blah blah blah. But dooooooood. Can you believe this? I keep expecting some fancy-pants doorman to tap me on the shoulder and tell me to move along. This place can’t possibly belong to tramps like us.

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The ten-feet high club

May 11, 2010

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At the altitude of ten feet, holding a giant metal ceiling tile overhead while balancing on a ladder with hubby, things can get pretty hot and heavy. And not in a good way.

“Okay,” he says. “A little bit toward me. STOP! A little bit toward you. WAIT! Right there. Don’t move, okay? DON’T MOVE!”

He reaches down to grab a hammer and a tiny box of nails balancing precariously on a rung a few feet down. I tremble, flush, whimper.

“You moved!”

I try to tell him he’s a son of a motherless goat–his supplies should’ve been at-the-ready. Nails pressed between his lips. Hammer tucked into his pants. Seconds count.

But all I can manage is: “Nails in your face! Hammer pants! BLARRRRRRG!!!”

More than once, he drops the entire box of nails on the floor, and I consider hanging him off the side of the ladder by his waistband. But then I reconsider. Someday, I do want to have children with this man.

It takes three weekends, seven years’ worth of savings from our loose change jar, and one generous gift card from Lowe’s (courtesy the Old House Web blogger contest). But dammit, we make it happen. We join the ranks of the ten-feet high club, adding a gorgeous tin ceiling to our foyer. We make progress.

[Sigh....]

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Gimme shelter

March 7, 2010

I started a new job last week. Just as I was realizing I’d had it with freelance writing and was ready for a change, my dream job—an editing gig at my favorite local publication—opened up and welcomed me in. I can’t believe my luck.
It’s funny. You’d think that living and working all this time in [...]

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Check me out on The Old House Web!

February 3, 2010

Hi, strangers! After a long holiday hiatus, I’m back in the saddle and thrilled to announce that I’m a new contributing writer for The Old House Web! I’ll be posting about two articles per month, and perhaps more if time allows. I’m super psyched!
A few people have asked if I’m going to continue with this little [...]

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One blessed mess

December 8, 2009

Christmas arrived early at the DIY Mess. On Thursday, our kitchen renovation won Best Green Renovation in the Share Your Project Contest, reeling in a $100 Home Depot gift card. To boot, the good folks at repair-home.com moved us up to the next round: finalists for their $1,000 grand prize! (You can vote for us [...]

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Making my cupcake stand, and baking the cupcakes, too.

December 4, 2009
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Last month, we hosted a baby shower for some dear friends of ours, and I went all out on the dessert. After perusing the Interwebs for inspiration (many thanks to Two Kids and a Wedding, Craftynest, and Design*Sponge), I came up with my own spin on the DIY cupcake stand.
I picked up a staircase spindle [...]

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Big bucks! No whammies!

November 25, 2009
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Today, OldHouseWeb.com announced the finalists of their big blogger contest, and guess who made the list: yours truly! I’m tickled pink and totally honored.
Dearest readers, please have a look at the six finalists’ excellent entries and vote for your favorite—or, better yet, vote for mine. Winner gets a $250 Lowe’s gift card AND an opportunity to [...]

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Vote for us!

November 7, 2009
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We’ve entered our kitchen in the Share Your Project contest, a promotional event for a nifty home-improvement Website, repair-home.com. PLEASE vote for us. There’s a cash prize, and Momma needs a new pair of everything (e.g., lighting in place of that wire dangling from the ceiling).

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Dust to dust (and dust and dust and dust)

November 3, 2009
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They say Eskimos have 200 words for snow. Lately I’m feeling like there must be at least half as many occasions for dust. What would you add to this list?
DUST STORM: A dense, orbital-sander-propelled cloud that spreads from room to room, fogging the air, choking your lungs, and coating everything you own.
DUST DEVIL: What you [...]

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One room at a time? HA!

October 15, 2009
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Every once in a while, someone who hasn’t seen the house yet will ask me what our strategy is. “Are you doing one room at a time?” they say. And I just laugh and laugh and LAUGH.
Take the upstairs bathroom and guest room, for instance. The plan was to do the guest room, then the [...]

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